Yay for Equal-opportunity suffering

For those of you worked with Security alarm companies- and possibly with me at Firstline or Vision- (yes I am still doing alarm crap ugh...)
I happened to be on SAI's website today and I found this to be EXTREMELY funny
This is what SAI's wesite says about the service they give to "Dealers"
If you know SAI, you will know how wrong it really is.

SAI treats all of its
dealers like Big Fish.
No matter how small or large your
business, our pond isn't so big that
you're not treated like a Big Fish.
As an SAI Authorized Dealer,you get the attention
you deserve.

That's right- They treat all companies big or small the same- So when they say that they can't pay one company it means that they can't pay the other ones too. When they tell you that they have no idea why they billed a customer 5 times in a 2 days period, that means that they did it with all other dealer's customer's and all the dealer are having the same crappy problems with their crappy Customer service that SAI reps have... Isn't it good to know, for those of you who have worked Securities ( and particularly had to deal with SAI crap), that we were not the only ones suffering? SAI believes in equal oppurtunity suffer. YAY for them...