ABC's of Me- Those Daring D's

is for the DARK SIDE.

Meaning- evil. Some may know, other don't, that I planned on being an evil ruler of all things.

My desire to do evil has mostly stemmed from watching movies. Sure, most people cheer for the bad guys to die in a movie- and they usually do. When I am watching movies, I find that I am acutally cheering for the bad guys. In fact, I am thinking of things, that if I were the evil ruler, I would change. You can learn alot from movies, here are a few things that I know would help me to succeed as a Leader of the Dark Side.

1- Dressing in Black.- Yes this is a dapper color, but Bad Guys always dress in black. Think of any movie- the bad guy, the evil leader is always dark. Maybe this is because it matches his dark soul-less life- but by dressing in White, or any color at all, you would confuse the "good" guys just enough... see the movie Rustler's Rhapsody if you don't believe me ( See the movie anyways it is funny)

2- Army Training.- you ever notice that when good guys and bad guys are fighting, (other then both sides seeming to have an endless supply of arrows/bullets/ things to blow out of a canon...) the bad guys are shooting over and over and not getting anywhere close to hitting the "target" of the good guy. The good guy in the meantime is running away like a coward, and takes one shot in all the confusion, ( not really having to aim either) and hits his target perfect- usually right between the eyes or something like that. You notice that?

Well this comes from lack of serious training. The good guys were usually bred to be these fighters- thus years of pratice. While the evil armies usually are just created days before. (Created or thrown together) To often leaders of the Dark Side are too consumed with the "Evil Plan" that they forget the little things like training an army to aim. Tedious, but neccassary.

3- Army Morale- Granted the "scum" that you are most likely to find for your army are not a very happy/devoted/ loyal humans/orcs/ clones, but once you do create or persuade your army to join you in your evil cause, why not keep thier allegiances? To often has a Evil leader lost the support of the troops due to lack of gratitude and appreciate.

Calling your army scum and vile waste, is not likely to build the loyality. The second it might look like the "good guys" have the high ground (which is all part of your plan to plant a false hope in the good guys. You are always in control) you armies will cut and run.

But by creating an enviroment of loyalty, you will never loose your army- that is why the good guys stick together... they kind of like being together...

So this is my Dark Side. I have books on how to be a villian... if you are interested in joining my army let me know... Also you may join my force on facebook group... yes I am plugging my facebook group... hehe.. check it out http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2621920995