I just found this website that I thought was pretty funny. It does a very basic summary of alot of books and movies.
This is the summary of Pride and Prejudice
Mr. Darcy
Nothing is good enough for me.
Ms. Elizabeth Bennet
I could never marry that proud man.
(They change their minds.)

THE END
Yep- that is the best summary. Wish the movie were that to the point.

Here is Romeo and Juliet

Romeo
Oh, Juliet!
Juliet
Oh, Romeo!
Romeo
Oh, Juliet!
Juliet
Oh, Romeo!
Romeo
Oh, Juliet! (dies)
Juliet
Oh, Romeo!......Romeo?......Dammit.

THE END
They also have a movie summary site. Here is gone with the wind

Scarlett O'Hara
I'm a whiny little brat, but my will is like iron. Watch my eyes flare.
Rhett Butler
I don't give a damn.
Audience
Gasp! We've never heard anything so depraved in our lives!
Just funny